Contact Us

(Because smoke signals aren’t reliable)

Have a question? A concern? A burning desire to tell us something important about candles and/or life?

You’ve come to the right place.

Below are all the ways to reach us, listed in order of how much caffeine we usually have when responding.

 

Email Us

📩 info@sarcasmandspiceco.com

This is the best way to get in touch.

We usually reply within 24–48 hours, unless:

• We’re pouring candles
• We’re covered in wax
• We’re sniffing 27 scent samples trying to decide which one “smells like fall but not basic fall”
• Or it’s the weekend, in which case we are emotionally unavailable

But don’t worry — we will respond. We love you. Probably.

 

DMs / Social Media

Feel free to message us on social, but be warned:

Our response time varies based on the number of memes we get distracted by.

If it’s urgent, email is your best bet.

If it’s not urgent, send us a video of a raccoon doing something adorable.

 

Order Issues

If your package arrived looking like it went through an Olympic wrestling match, please send:

• Your order number
• Photos of the issue
• A dramatic reenactment (optional but appreciated)

We’ll fix it. We’re small, but mighty — like a tea light with rage issues.

 

Collabs & Wholesale

If you want to work with us:

Yes, please!

We’re always open to cool partnerships, wholesale inquiries, or anything that makes us feel special.

Just don’t ask us to make 400 candles with glitter, unicorn tears, and a label that reads “Live, Laugh, Llama” by tomorrow.

(We’ve learned to say no. Kind of.)

 

Snail Mail

You can send us letters, love notes, or your strongly worded complaints to our address.

(Or don’t. We don’t check it daily. Or weekly. Honestly… email is better.)

 

Still Need Us?

If you haven’t found what you’re looking for, just reach out — we promise we’re friendlier than our sarcastic labels suggest.

Unless you’re asking if we take returns on used candles.

We don’t. And also… why?